DanceStuck – Gay or European ( Yuri on Ice parody )

DanceStuck – Gay or European ( Yuri on Ice parody )


Yurio:
There! Right There! Yurio:
Look at that tan, well tinted skin. Yurio:
Look at the killer shape he’s in. Yurio:
Look at that slightly stubbly chin. Yurio:
Oh Please he’s gay, totally gay. J.J:
I’m not about to celebrate. J.J:
Every trait could indicate the totally straight expatriate. J.J:
This guy’s not gay, I say not gay. Everyone:
That is the elephant in the room. Everyone:
Well is it relevant to assume Everyone:
that a man who wears perfume Everyone:
is automatically radically fey? Chris:
But look at his coiffed and crispy locks. Phitchit:
Look at his silk translucent socks. J.J:
There’s the eternal paradox. Look what we’re seeing. Phitchit:
What are we seeing? J.J:
Is he gay? Yurio:
Of course he’s gay! J.J:
Or European? Everyone:
Ooooh… Everyone:
Gay or European? It’s hard to guarantee. Everyone:
Is he gay or European? Chris:
Well, hey don’t look at me! Phitchit:
You see they bring their boys up different in those charming foreign ports. Phitchit:
They play peculiar sports. Everyone:
In shiny shirts and tiny shorts. Everyone:
Gay or foreign fella? The answer could take weeks. Everyone:
They both say things like “ciao bella” Everyone:
while they kiss you on both cheeks. Yurio:
Oh please. Everyone:
Gay or European? So many shades of gray. Chris:
Depending on the time of day, the French go either way. Everyone:
Is he gay or European? Or… Mila:
There! Right There! Mila:
Look at that condescending smirk. Mila:
Seen it on every guy at work. Mila:
That is a metro hetero jerk. Mila:
That guy’s not gay, I say no way. Everyone:
That is the elephant in the room. Everyone:
Well is it relevant to presume that a hottie in that costume Phitchit:
Is automatically-radically J.J:
Ironically chronically Mila:
Certainly pertin’tly Chris:
Genetically medically Everyone:
GAY! OFFICIALLY GAY! OFFICIALLY GAY GAY GAY GAY… Everyone:
… DAMNIT! Everyone:
Gay or European? J.J:
So stylish and relaxed. Everyone:
Is he gay or European? J.J:
I think his chest is waxed. Phitchit:
But they bring their boys up different there. Phitchit:
It’s culturally diverse. It’s not a fashion curse. Everyone:
If he wears a kilt or bears a purse. Everyone:
Gay or just exotic? I still can’t crack the code. Phitchit:
Yes his accent is hypnotic but his shoes are pointy toed. Everyone:
Huh. Everyone:
Gay or European? So many shades of gray. Sara:
But if he turns out straight I’m free at eight on Saturday. Everyone:
Is he gay or European? Gay or European? Gay or Euro-.. Otabek:
Wait a minute! Give me a chance to crack this guy. Otabek:
I have an idea I’d like to try. J.J:
The floor is yours. Otabek:
So Mr. Architacos… Otabek:
This alleged affair with Ms. Windam has been going on for…? Victor:
2 years. Otabek:
And your first name again is…? Victor:
Mikos. Otabek:
And your boyfriend’s name is…? Victor:
Carlos. Victor:
I’m sorry! I misunderstand. You say boyfriend. I thought you say best friend. Victor:
Carlos is my best friend. Yuuri:
YOU BASTARD! Yuuri:
YOU LYING BASTARD! Yuuri:
That’s it. I no cover for you, no more! Yuuri:
Peoples. I have a big announcement! Yuuri:
This man is Gay and European! Everyone:
Whoa! Yuuri:
and neither is disgrace Everyone
Oh. Yuuri:
you’ve got to stop your being a completely closet case. Everyone:
Duh. Yuuri:
It’s me not her he’s seeing, no matter what he say. Yuuri:
I swear he never ever ever swing the other way. Yuuri:
You are so gay. You big parfait! You flaming one man cabaret. Victor:
I’m straight! Yuuri:
You were not yesterday. Yuuri:
So if I may, I’m proud to say, he’s gay! Everyone:
And European! Yuuri:
He’s gay! Everyone:
And European! Yuuri:
He’s gay! Everyone:
And European and Gaaay! Victor:
Fine okay I’m gay! Everyone:
Hooray!

100 comments on “DanceStuck – Gay or European ( Yuri on Ice parody )

  1. I think the funniest thing so far is how this performance is challenging people's geographical knowledge.

    We're getting a surprising amount of comments saying that I'm either Russian, or Asian, but not European. These people seem to have forgotten that I'm from St. Petersburg, which is within the borders of the European part of Russia. ^.~ //Victor

  2. Does anyone else keep getting There right there videos recommended to them from other fandoms they’re in after watching Does Jumin Han is Gay or European?

  3. Can anyone tell me which person is Otabek the person in the pollo and the Otabek hair style or the one in the jacket without the hat?

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